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the elf from elf

hasnt payed his taxes in years
the elf from elf
by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021
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Elfs

A people Chinese kids don’t believe in because they make the toys
Wing Chong wong ping stoy piko shing Elfs
by Mr1sioa August 12, 2021
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Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns
Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family
by ThisElf June 9, 2021
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Elf Fever

A term usually applied within a fantasy settings to an individuals (usually human male) who have a clear sexual preference or obssession towards elf.

The sentence itself came from the term "Yellow Fever"
"Damn himmel such a simp for frieren, i'm guessing he got one of those Elf Fever that alot of isekai MC have"
by RedTwardy November 21, 2024
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chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.
Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.
by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024
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Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms
"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"
by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025
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Elfed

Also Elfing.

A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.

Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.

Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!
by Donlentile March 13, 2025
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