alan hughes

one who's dick is comparable in size to a peanut

i can smell that guys alan hughes from here

by Miss terry August 18, 2012

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan

The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid

Wow that guy is an Alan, he definitely plays league.

by notalanchian January 20, 2022

Alan

Being a d*ck about things

Stop being an Alan man!

by Likestodrinkbeer6789 November 22, 2021

Fred Alan Binless

Fred Alan Binless is clapped

Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren

by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021

Alan

literally the hottest motherfucker you will ever meet. he is so so sweet and he’s really good at giving head. alan’s often have a lot of girls who want them but usually have no idea cause they tend to be very shy and insecure.

“who’s that guy with all the girls around him?”

“that’s alan, he has no clue how much pussy he could be getting 😩”

by fatherless_sari_ November 23, 2021

Alan

alan. hes alan.

alan: alan.
guy: yeah thats alan

by bigbadoops69420 April 20, 2022