Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.

The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012

Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.

Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.

by kashi70 August 23, 2016

Alabama Oyster

Semen on a Saltine Cracker.

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.

by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009

Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose

Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet

by Shuffy July 7, 2010

Alabama headshot

When you knock out a blood relative, fuck them then cum on the open head wound.

Jerry surprised his sister with an Alabama headshot.

by Ol red rocketeer July 5, 2016

alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

alabama snowblower

When the male finishes on the inside of the partners anus and the partner violently sharts the liquid into his face and yell "Make America Great Again!"

Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!

by Bighunk yumyum June 8, 2016