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Agent
1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who, if the actor or author is male, treats him like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor.

2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.
Daniel Radcliffe's agent doesn't let him make his own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.
by frabrizio December 17, 2017
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Agent Y

Agent Y is a 13 year old 3d animator who uses blender. He is famous for his Minecraft animations his most popular being Villager News 5 |A Parody|.
Person 1: Who is a good Minecraft animator.
Person 2: Agent Y.
by LeoZ gaming November 21, 2021
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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Agent Smith

Anyone who say's they're "red-pilled" but doesn't know that The Matrix is a movie about being trans (and the process of transitioning) that was written by two trans women and the red pill itself is likely referencing Premarin (a common estrogen treatment in the 90's that comes in a red pill). Can also be used as "Smith."
Looks like Agent Smith started another podcast about how women don't like "nice guys." What a walking red flag.

Dude says something transphobic/misogynist/racist/wants a "debate" Ok, Smith, time to get blocked.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Agents of shield

Agents of shield is the BEST SERIES IN THE MULTIVERSE and it stars all of the best hero’s. If you don’t watch it you have never lived.
“ Wait you like agents of shield
yasssssssss
“ ok yeah we BESTIESSSS “

Xxx
by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024
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