Coathanger Abortion

a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother

a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"

by MarkWatson January 5, 2006

polish abortion

n. diarrhea. (see also polish prince and polish quints)

Darrin had a polish abortion, having already produced an heir to the throne.

by Dags August 8, 2005

Abortion

illegal, unsafe act of killing an unborn child which is a civil rights infringement.

Hey, I just got an abortion.

by NUKO NEWS December 3, 2020

abdoption

1. The right to have something By Force! Ab - Against and adoption, A word combining the words adoption and abduction. abduct - carry away by force; adoption from ad (on) and option the right to have something, as in adding the right to have a new child in a home.

2. An adoption of a child that results from abducting a child from the natural parents.

3. An Adoption that is done Against the will of one or both parents.

Little Jimmy was stolen from his home Texas and given to another family through an abdoption in Utah!

The Mother used an abdoption so the child would never see his father who was in prison so he could not see their son!

by Mysterious Wording January 17, 2008

Bronchial Abortion

The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.

That China White was hot shit - i was on it so long it induced a bronchial abortion

by Clapham-junction June 9, 2009

Abortion

Abortion is legal murder to babies who could've potentially been successful in life. Essentially it's wasting a human life for one's own selfish reasons. You never know, some of those babies who have been killed inside the womb could've been the hero who found a cure for cancer.

Abortion is wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021

Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!

Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."

by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010