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The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.
That China White was hot shit - i was on it so long it induced a bronchial abortion
by Clapham-junction June 9, 2009
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A measure of the likely hood or other of being analy penetrated by someone’s fist, of being fisted.
Look at that horny dilf at the bar, he scores high on the fistability index.
by Clapham-junction July 17, 2018
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Boylemia -Boyle-mi-a Ner-vo-sa-

a tv talent induced nervous mania - characterised by the incoherent ramlings of middle aged women, often following rejection by wide social groups.
Had Sharon O taken a pill before the show on saturday evening as she was mumbling, could not be understood and had developed strange dance like twitches?

no - its was more likely a case of Boylemia Nervosa. see also Boyles Syndrome
by Clapham-junction June 1, 2009
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Affectionate name given to a blonde haired male or female, generally attractive, with a tan who spends their days in a benzodiazepine haze to cope with social interaction.
Look at that gorgeous Lady at the bar, she’s dribbling her drink over her boobies, she’s a Benzobarbie.
by Clapham-junction July 19, 2018
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after Susan Boyle -

The physical and often sexual attaction to non gender specific persons with both male and female gender traits - to be sexually attracted to Susan Boyle.
Bob - Gee Daddy, mommy SO needs to wax her facial hair.

Dad - yes, she's still cute though.

Bob - Daddy are you a Bobosexual?
by Clapham-junction June 1, 2009
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