Superman

Something Soulja Boy has masturbated on.

Crank That - Soulja Boy (2007):

Chorus
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Batman: This is unacceptable. This asshole should get murdered.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 19, 2022

superman prime

A prime version of yourself. This definition came from a book called " Being Superman " by Christian Cassarly

I feel like superman prime.

by Omni-intelligence March 15, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Everytime superman Gets Competetive, THey Beat His Ass<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 27, 2025

Superman and Batman

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.

Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex

by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025

Superman Is Dead

Indonesian Green Day on crack.

Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk

by UltimateDoge July 23, 2023

Superman that hoe

Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.

When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!

If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.

by KrayzieKracka December 10, 2017

Smile superman

Smile superman is a cool guy. He faces all difficulties with smile. The nickname of smile superman is David who is a very good guy.

Smile superman kills all monsters and overcomes any setbacks.

by Smile superman November 21, 2021