The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
by Velgost March 15, 2014
Get the Muff crunchmug. A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008
Get the Muff Podmug. 1. One who pounds muff.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
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by muffbuc May 9, 2022
Get the Muff Buckmug. by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010
Get the Grandma Muffmug. 
