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Chinese Junkyard

Strip of body between ass and balls.
“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard
by Lrgbonedawg November 15, 2021
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Chinese Fisherman

Greatest fisherman of all time and is invincible. He is immortal and fought with gods from different mythology. He has the power to destroy the universe in a second
"omg! its the legendary chinese fisherman"
"the chinese fisherman just revived the dead man"
by fruitcake66666 October 3, 2021
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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.
Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.
by YYHeff January 19, 2011
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hollywood chinese

Chinese food that you seem to only see in movies, tv shows, or commercial chinatowns in big cities, but doesn't actually exist anywhere in China, and would never be on the dinner table in a Chinese home, whether in China or abroad.
known for coming in takeout noodle boxes with disposable chopsticks.
"We had tacos all week, lets order in some hollywood chinese!"
by longpinkytoes November 1, 2018
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chinese dick

A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
by lilzor June 28, 2016
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Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.
my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath
by beer:) June 24, 2010
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chinese canoli

When two guys each put their dicks into a chinese finger trap and plant their seeds.
My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis
by Tim2182 December 11, 2007
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