your mom

an insult you use to someone you dont like or you just want them to leave you alone

Carrie:Hey kid!
Sarah:hey
Carrie:your bf doesnt call you as much as mine calls me..
Sarah:Well....YOUR MOM!
Carrie:your dad!

by Sarah March 7, 2004

your mom

what I did last night

i did your mom so hard last night
does your mom have a penis?

by iM YoUr ReAl MoM February 3, 2019

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

by ursquishy April 27, 2011

your mom

Used by asshats who can't think of anything better to say.

It is safe to assume what they meant was "I want your mom."

Asshat: Your mom.
World: Your two dads.
Asshat: Ouch, that hurt. Your mom.

by I hate your mom April 18, 2004

your mom

a moral answer for any question, whether or not it makes sense.

where are we going? your mom!

by Yerr Maam July 5, 2005

your mom

a derogative comment usually used when one does not have a worthy comeback

X:Whats for dinner?
Y:Your mom!

by Stone cold April 10, 2006

your mom

The obese woman who played 'Jabba the Hutt' in each of her Star Wars appearances.

So when you see your mom with a thermometer up her ass then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her.

by B-Drac September 16, 2003