butt year

When something or someone takes an absurdly long time (a year is a long time in the life of a butt).

"Ugh can we leave already? You're taking a butt year to get ready!"

by Harassa of Parassa July 8, 2016

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.

by DearUniverse June 22, 2016

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.

by DearUniverse July 14, 2016

remote year

A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.

Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time

by notafoool December 24, 2019

Anal year

The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole

Christina’s anal year is 354 days .

by Adultie September 7, 2019

Year 7

Retarded little cunts-I'm ashamed to be one in 3 months! =(

Little pricks who say words like;
Sick
Barlin'
Peng
Bang

They also have shit made up names(when they're the chav ones) like;
Liteeshia...pronounciation...how?
Keegeeeeeeeenuuuuuanana...WTF!
Preciously...a word with 'ly'? wtf.

Year 7's have no rights to be in there schools! They have too many fights with older people and loose. e.g.

Keegeuana: Nar, that prick in year 9's gonna be barlin' when i is done wid 'im!
Year 9: I don't even know why I bother! Look at the chav, getting a brick to hit me with.
Year 7's: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(2 seconds later the year 9 goes home)
Keegeuana:*crying/barling Nar wot da fuuuk he hit me for?!

Neeidamailian:Your trackies are sicckkkk mate were did u get them?!
Keegeuana:Yeah they are mint.
made-wid-no-condom: Got them from primark 20p. i saw 'em nd fought'dey r peng!' so i got 'em, but na i got no money init.


Classroom!
Teacher:*mumbles* Fuck year 7's!
Teacher: Right class! We're going to be-
*Year 7 plays music on phone*
*Whole class sing along-as its 'Blackout Crew' and all chavs know them!
*Teachers kills himself after saying 'Year 7's NEED puberty, i cant stannd their voices!...boys...GROW SOME BALLS!'

by Cait Lynch April 5, 2009

Wonder years

Age 11-13 of a boys years of “wondering” where he start to adventure into girls, masturbation, etc.

“Oh he’s just in his wonder years” my dad said about my younger brother.

by Little boy 15 November 27, 2017