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Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.
I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.
by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023
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Wiener

Single thing that jiggles wiener
Wiener jiggle,jiggle
by Pnnis May 15, 2021
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clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.
"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.
by disturbed cake May 24, 2016
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Neat wienering

When you’re giving your girl that neat stroke game.
He gave me the best two minutes of neat wienering of my life.
by Neat wienerer February 10, 2023
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Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023
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Wiener Saucepan

Ah yes. The Weiner Sauce pan. There are actually 2 separate definitions for this term, each has their own meaning.

1. Weiner Saucepan (n) : A Sauce pan with a Hot Dog cooking in it

2. Wiener Saucepan (v) : When a man and woman are having sexual intercourse and the man cums in between her butt cheeks. Then he rubs the final product back and forth and garnishes it with basil. Typically the woman allows him to eat the finished product, but there are exceptions to this. Every Wiener Saucepan is different and no two couples are bound to do it exactly alike. Some may even prefer to do it in the kitchen, whilst others may even prefer the bathroom!

DISCLAIMER : Contains Nitrates. Always wash hands before and after.
Susan: Mike gave me a Wiener Saucepan last night and he ate every last bite of his meal. I could tell he was full afterwards; he went right to sleep after.

Debra : Wow Susan, I oughta have Ezekiel try that with me when he gets home from the bar. It's 2AM.. really hope he makes it home soon!

Susan : Oh Debbie, when will you learn? *sigh*

Ezekiel : (stumbles in the door at half past four in the morning) DEB I SAW A BIG GIZZRLEY BEAR OM Y WAY HOME RAAAAAHHH !!

Debra : Wtf
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe November 10, 2025
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