Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 05, 2014

sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.

After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.

by TheDean176 April 05, 2011

Wiener Roulette

A 2-player game that male boys play where player 1 takes his foot and puts it 1 centimeter away from player 2's penis, If player 2 gets a boner, he loses, if nobody gets a boner, they both take turns and switch.

Joseph and Travis played Wiener Roulette, Travis won because Joseph got a boner.

by ChickenChocker69 October 07, 2023

wiener succ

the sucketh of the wiener

'give me wiener succ now you whore!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 12, 2018

U flipping wiener head

The most unruly insult to have every plagued your christian Minecraft server. Saying this forces someone to give you all their diamonds when used on anything other than Minecraft, the person will melt and all attempts at a comeback, yes, even ur family tree lgbt is totally useless against this. Use with caution, you can kill someone

Diamondminer707 : heck you Gimme ur diamonds or I hack you scrub XD
Minecraft_miner6969 : u flipping wiener head

Diamond,iner707 : *melts whilst handing over diamonds*

by Coolsortakinda1 May 27, 2018

wiener necker

Someone who like to neck a lot of wieners. A true bred born cocksucker.

That man over there sure looks like he can sure neck a wiener. What a wiener necker.

by Soapskum January 29, 2020

Baniener Wiener

It's when you have a curved dick.

Samantha,"Wow did you see his dick he's totally got a Baniener Wiener".

by 🍌 March 21, 2019