A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017
Get the Chinese Wiener Trapmug. When your not manly enough to say he penis or when autocorrect fucks up and your friends won’t drop it
by Ijustmadethisfornoreason October 28, 2019
Get the he wienermug. by avocado721 July 7, 2025
Get the wiener buttmug. 
Get the you burnt my wienermug. When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.
“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”
by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023
Get the Fellsmere Wiener Swapmug. The lamest person in a group or gathering of people.
Someone who is lame without a group or gathering of people.
The buggest fucking loser around. Synonymous with fool, stupid, dumb, dumbass, bitch, pussy, bitch ass, bitch ass nigga, etc.
An insult that is fitting for formal, semi-formal, and casual occasions.
Someone who is lame without a group or gathering of people.
The buggest fucking loser around. Synonymous with fool, stupid, dumb, dumbass, bitch, pussy, bitch ass, bitch ass nigga, etc.
An insult that is fitting for formal, semi-formal, and casual occasions.
by Nodibbles January 8, 2017
Get the popped ass wienermug. Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014
Get the wiener neckmug.