Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.
Here's a list of films he hates:
Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)
Compared to movies he "likes":
Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")
So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.
Here's a list of films he hates:
Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)
Compared to movies he "likes":
Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")
So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.
Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?
Armond White is just an idiot.
Armond White is just an idiot.
by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009
Get the Armond White mug.When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.
by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019
Get the White Fountain mug.to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.
Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.
Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.
Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.
by Porn Pit December 4, 2010
Get the white spencer mug.(verb) To continually (intentionally or not) use a slang word over and over again in front of your kids or your friends, until it becomes so uncool that they stop saying it to each other altogether.
My son's friends used to constantly refer to their girlfriends as "Bae" , but not anymore since I spent 2 weeks white-dadding it.
by WordSchmitt April 26, 2017
Get the White-Dad mug.by gr70 March 25, 2010
Get the Specific Whites mug.by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016
Get the white dayum mug.(verb) When a chick giving head and she be totally chompin on that thang. Bruh can’t even get off cause it feels like a cheese grater down there.
“Damn bruh she’s fine as hell.”
“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
by domolitty December 19, 2019
Get the White Shark mug.