Tenessee Dish Washer

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.

I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.

by zachs left sack January 5, 2009

wasabi cunt

1. a spicy vagina
2. bad annunciation of "whassup ya cunt?!"

"we got sushi earlier... then i went down on her, but she had wasabi cunt"

person 1: "whassup ya cunt?!"
person 2: "did he say wasabi cunt?"

by see jay pee January 15, 2010

wiener washer

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.

Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.

by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009

Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.

Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.

by youngchub May 11, 2011

White Washed Walls

When some one masturbates so hard that all the sperm loaded in the tanks comes out and usually sprays out and has been known to change wall colours and even kill people in close range

Wife:i think our wall should hav a new colour im thinking an artistic messey creamey white patel colour. A nice White Washed Walls
Husband:well give me 2 minutes an LCD 52" with high definition and a Jenna Jameson porno and ill make the magic free of charge.
Wife: shud i stay.
Husband no i dnt want to loose u.

by Echo Park March 27, 2008

Washed up has been

one who hasn't achieved anything in life or accounted for anything significant despite trying, one who is ignored and nobody cares

Single and unemployed even in his early 30's, Pramesh is really washed up has been.

by Primeus July 4, 2018

wasabi

Unlike the Asian condiment, this form of wasabi has very little to do with that. Instead, it is a comeback used in a fashion like "suck my dick". When someone is just making you mad, all you do is just say "wasabi" which then just makes them stfu!

(Also has nothing to do with sucking an Asian dick or someone having a very small dick)

Sven: Hey Beth, I bet you like that "soy sauce"?

Beth: You know what jew, wasabi!!!

by definition fixer July 10, 2011