Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

wait i’m goated

by ramen333 September 28, 2023

wait a tic

Polish trap group (synthxakizona)
They make mf good bangiers

I love wait a tic so much

by Witek March 17, 2020

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Wait for it

only the coolest middle name ever

josh WAIT FOR IT hellbag

by /_(@-@)_/ January 26, 2022

Wait whut

Wait whut

Wait whut

by Minnie 07 November 5, 2022

Angelina wait

a girl named Angelina get married to a boy Andrew wait and he last name now is wait

A girl and a boy get married a.k.a. a boy and a girl fall in love and the boy proposes to her a.k.a. gives her a ring And as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina wait married and Jilliand as soon as they get married the girl takes the boys last name and now her name for instants would be Angelina Wait married Andrew wait before they got married her name was Angelina DellaDara

by Married Pepsi October 30, 2019