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Window hop

To sneak out of your house at night by hopping out of your window behind your parents back
Let’s go on a window hop tonight
by Skippy the snake November 20, 2017
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Window ledge

A different way of calling someone a legend.
When they are so legendary they can be called a window ledge.
“Isn’t Alex such a cool guy
“Yeah he’s a true window ledge”
by Lozzie October 20, 2018
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Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.
Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."
by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016
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Windows 8

The only Windows operating system that is both less capable than Vista and Mac OS X. It "runs" better than many other versions of Windows, which was achieved by removing the capability of using applications.

After a fan threatened to say the name "Steve Jobs", Bill Gates released Windows 8.1, which restored the ability to download apps and the Desktop, although apps still did not actually do anything)

There is a legend that more information about this operating system may be located under Bill Gates' solid gold toilet in Redmond, but no one remembers any of this information.
Person 1: My Windows 2-in-1 runs Windows 8!
Person 2: What does it do?
Person 1: It shows pretty icons!
Person 2: YOU ************* ******** ******* ******* REPUBLICAN ******** *** ******** ************** IDIOT ********* **** ************** HIPPO-******** ***** *********** MINION! WHY ARE YOU SO GULLIBLE!!!!!
Linux User: Both of you are idiots. And by the way, I just stole your SSID, credit card, driver's license, and passport.
by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016
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Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure
Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.
by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022
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Windows 98.2

Another name for Windows 98 Second Edition (abbreviated Windows 98 SE). Windows 98 Second Edition was a major improvement to the original Windows 98 and included a number of bug fixes and new features. Unlike Service Packs which are free and can be downloaded directly from the Microsoft website, this was a completely different operating system than Windows 98 and had to be purchased separately.
Windows 98 Second Edition (aka Windows 98.2) was critically acclaimed at its launch. It is a worthwhile upgrade if you are running Windows 3.1, Windows 95, and Windows 98.
by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015
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windows fanboy

who likes to being robbed his/her privacy by Microsoft. they feel horny to being stolen their privacy.

only path left to them is to become slut of their master, Satya Nadella.
Satya's big c*ck is satisfying windows fanboy's secret hole.
by RTaD6502 June 22, 2021
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