vancing

v. To fornicate with a seam, fold, or gap in a piece of furniture. Often couches, but settees, ottomans, or the occasional chaise lounge have been used.

No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.

by Polynym July 24, 2024

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Vancing

The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.

JD was in the middle of Vancing a couch when he slipped and made it a love seat.

by DHyena July 29, 2024

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Vancing

Having intimate relations with couches or furniture

I caught my friend vancing with his couch.

by Yep it’s August 8, 2024

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Vancing

The action of sticking your penis in between the cushions of a couch

I had to replace my new couch after I caught my roommate Vancing it.

by burningviolins August 10, 2024

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Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )

A phrase used to describe a gangster of the highest resort, one who has been fooling millions worldwide with her large gyatt and her ugly face which appears to know shit. This gangster tricks parents into spending wayy to much to come to her tatti ass school podar ib ( for spoiled rich brats ) which invokes thoughts of porn, sexual harassment and LGBTQIA+ amongst youngsters ( Some as young as 6 ). Can also be used to describe someone like Kim Jomun.

Eg : It's giving Vandana Lulla
Eg : Omg stop acting like lulla ( autism )
This means that anyone acting autistic / bitchy / who wears a wig is a Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )
Person 1 : Omg she's such a lulla
Person 2 : Nahh her gyatt is bigger
Person 1 : Oh wait that's Komal nvm....

by Allahligma August 19, 2024

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