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Vladan

Vladan is the most strongest person with a big cock and great sense of humor
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by Thenotorious6978 November 22, 2021
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Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.
suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.
by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018
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VladGASM

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.

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A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*
by VladGASM April 16, 2020
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Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.
A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*
by VladGASM April 16, 2020
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Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.
A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*
by VladGASM April 16, 2020
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Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.
A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*
by VladGASM April 16, 2020
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Vladgasm

VladGASM is the feeling when you rip a BONG full of fresh dank Nutmeg.
After you and your bestfriend killed the Bong of Megnut.
After you hit the Megnut bong and see your Nutella jar.
Spread Nutella or other spicy organic natural sandwich fillings on your ween.
Admire eachother and take lot of photos for your next girlfriend
Taking lots of photos of your creamed ween to make a waterfall appear in someones WIfe's panties.
A: "Yesterday I smashed Nutmeg Bong."
B: "did you covered yourself in Nutella?"
A: "HELL YEAH."
B:"......"
A: "Next time I need some fresh Mustard to get me covered."
B:" I will bring the Mustard!"
A,B:*VLADGASM*
by VladGASM April 16, 2020
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