Pre-Vacation Depression

When you’ve been excited for your planned Vacation for months, but as your vacation nears you already are sad about how it’s almost over. (Also referred to as Pre-trip Depression)

Daniel: Dude why are you looking down in the dumps?

Henry: Well, it's just that I'm going to Disney World in a week.

Daniel: Well, isn’t that something you should be happy about?

Henry: No! Can’t you see that if I go to Disney World in a week I have nothing to be looking forward for? I won’t have a vacation in years. I have Pre-vacation Depression

by JustDon'tPlease July 19, 2018

summer vacation

when you have have time to the fuck you want after your school year is over. it almost lasts you 2 months. you can stay up all night, get high, get drunk, hang out with friends, go to club, go to concerts, have no curfews , have no homework, and simply just have fun

mom: go to bed early it’s past ur damn bed time :(
me: mom it’s summer vacation i can do whatever the fuck i want. :) i’m going to bed at 3

by catherine the hoe June 28, 2019

starfish vacation

A do nothing vacation - similarly to a being starfish lying down on the beach and do nothing.

Person A - Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?

Person B - I'm going for a starfish vacation in Hawaii and do absolutely nothing.

by YellowTofu August 29, 2022

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

mexican vacation

The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt

I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.

by Blorpman69 July 15, 2016