The worst book ever written. It is basically the story of a freaky, socially-awkward chick named Bella who moves into a small town in the middle of Washington. While there, she meets an equally socially-awkward sparkly dude named Edward. Oh, and Edward is a parasite. A vampire, by any other name. Unfortunately, Edward doesn't kill her, or drink her blood, or sacrifice her to the Vampire community. Why he didn't do that is beyond me. But, their passion for each other exceeds all odds, and they fall deeply in love.
While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.
Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.
But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.
You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.
But do you know what isn't sickening?
Good literature.
Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.
While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.
Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.
But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.
You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.
But do you know what isn't sickening?
Good literature.
Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.
Girl 1: "Oh my god! I like totally LOVE Edward's hunky sparkly magic! Twilight is like, the Bible! He's a god! PRAISE HIM AND HIS SHINY BODY!"
Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"
*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*
Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."
Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"
*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*
Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."
by Read On July 9, 2011
Get the twilightmug. A sane fan of Twilight.
"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."
-www.TwilightSucks.com
"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."
-www.TwilightSucks.com
I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.
Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
by VictoriaVolTORI March 30, 2009
Get the Twilightermug. The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
by celerystalker19 September 24, 2011
Get the twilightmug. by Radaza May 4, 2011
Get the TWILIGHTmug. Some may call it a "book", but I would argue that to call it that is an insult to all other literature.
Twilight ≠ Book
by i'mnotcertain November 14, 2011
Get the twilightmug. 1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk.
2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.
2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.
1. Twilight is so pretty in areas not polluted with fog.
2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?
Person #2: Yeah.
Person #1: Any good?
Person #2: No.
2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?
Person #2: Yeah.
Person #1: Any good?
Person #2: No.
by yokj6 October 14, 2010
Get the twilightmug. similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
by jbskillet44 April 17, 2011
Get the twilightmug.