I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.

Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.

by mmmmahyes August 9, 2022

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

My veins have turned to bone

Short for the hardening of what was once soft.

“My veins have turned to bone” My veins, once the lively rivers of my essence, have turned to bone – fortress walls weathered by the relentless passage of time. In their stoic transformation, they bear witness to the battles fought and the enduring spirit forged through the ages

by Midstream November 12, 2023

The One Who Turned The Key

A person whose presence or reappearance breaks emotional silence and reveals suppressed feelings between two people. The term describes someone who acts as a trigger for emotional honesty, making hidden emotions, unresolved connections, and unspoken attachment impossible to ignore

Reading between your lines also reveals the tension … and I see it in my own words just as much. But that’s the truth: hiding feelings is impossible, especially when seeing the exact same pain mirrored, mixed with all that longing and everything left unsaid.

Not understanding why we hide behind walls that were built by fear. The frustration is that this silence was a choice made for both, creating a painful mirror. Feeling and reading deep love, but understanding this: it isn’t just a dream. It is the most intense reality ever experienced for me. A heart desperately searching through definitions, but just wanting to hear a voice too.

I also have to thank you. Even when that window closed, you insisted. You found a way back to me through our numbers, just to let me know you’re not gone. I appreciate that so much… it’s undeniable.

But please… don’t say ‘I try to comply.’ I don’t want you to comply. I only want you to write if you feel it, if it burns, if you actually want to break this silence. Don’t just ‘keep’ the love safe, live it beside me, The One Who Turned The Key many times in reality.

B... I love YOU!

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 10, 2026

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

The way I turned it on

Pre-emptive programming? This isn't a thing I'm actively doing it's a think I did 10 years ago...

Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."

by Hym Iam October 26, 2025

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by Ⲕ𝚎րրῑ𝚎 ῑ𝑠 իₐ𝒘ｔ's parents December 26, 2022