awkward turtle 

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

awkward turtle by Final Attempt September 22, 2005

frightened turtle 

When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.

"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."

frightened turtle by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008

Turtle Island 

The name of this giant island that is our nation before all these rediculous gringos showed up uninvited.

God Bless Turtle Island

Turtle Island by Quitbuggin December 13, 2019

Turtle Time

To have an enjoyable time while drinking Pinot Grigio, often in a desperate attempt to cling to your lost youth or to promote your own line of Pinot Grigio.

Sorry I couldn't pick you up from school, mommy was having turtle time.

Turtle Time by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

Awkward Turtle 

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, and, depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward and rotating forward. The speed of the rotating thumbs depends on the degree of awkwardness.

Boy- "I love you."
Girl- "Um...that's cool..."
Boy- *AWKWARD TURTLE*

Awkward Turtle by <3 curse of curves <3 June 17, 2007

turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

turtle head by Player Player March 19, 2003

Turtle Bitch 

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.

That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.

Turtle Bitch by Nova Experement August 29, 2010