Turd raft 

When you lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water surface before taking a dump, preventing water from splashing on your ass when the turd drops.

This toilet looks like it hasn't been cleaned in ages! I better set up a turd raft to protect by delicate bottom from the AIDS.

Turd raft by mythirdeye006 May 16, 2011

turd testicle 

When you take a shit and it doesn't come all the way out so it just dangles like a testicle.

Bro 1: Damn, I just took the worst shit of my life yesterday!

Bro 2: Was it a turd testicle?

Bro 1: Yeee maan...

turd testicle by jenny56868 August 13, 2011

Turd Dangler 

Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.

Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.

Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler

Turd Dangler by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011

turd searching 

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.

Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time

turd searching by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013

Turd Station 

1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.

2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.

3. A place where you go to poop.

I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!

Turd Station by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 15, 2013

turd squeezer 

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

turd squeezer by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

turd shark 

A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can

Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!

Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!

Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty

Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away

Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!

turd shark by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017