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Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing
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welly top

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve
"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"
by Stouffer November 7, 2002
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Top Gun

From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.
"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"
by Shintrizzla December 5, 2003
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Top 40

A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool
top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.
by Brother Number One July 5, 2005
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top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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top crack

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.
Yo, my top crack is mad good today!
by Justin22 September 8, 2006
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Top Jimmy

Simply The Best Van Halen song to come off the Album 1984. Top Jimmy is a song with some of Eddie Van Halens best Guitar work. About a Band in California during the 70's with the same name.
Dude Top Jimmy is the best VH song to have ever been written,
by 84tbirdturbo42 March 24, 2008
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