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dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
by The Duke28 August 23, 2011
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toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.
~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.
by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010
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toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.
F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo
by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016
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Corn in the toilet

It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.
Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)
by Andrestor July 5, 2008
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Toilet Sorcery

This, Toilet Sorcery, is a way to completely destroy a public restroom. This was master the the China Dynasty around 2,000 BC, also lots of golfers have mastered this before other people.

They are called "Toilet Wizards" even though they are mastering in Toilet Sorcery. They usually live in the Dakota's or anywhere else where there is a bunch of corn and plants filled with fiber.

The poops are usually 8in. - 16in. in length and 3in. - 6in. in diameter. But the biggest one ever recorded was 21in. in length and 8.45in. in Diameter.

Sometimes things go wrong on your rectum starts spewing out sulfuric acid that is deadly, now you have melted the inner lining of your rectum and you can start growing fungi in your body. Then the sulfuric acid drips on to the black guys shoe and he beats you up in the bathroom.
T - Pain (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 1998)
Mr. T (mastered Toilet Sorcery in 2001)
Any other famous person with T in their name
by Plincly November 22, 2011
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Toilet Hugging

V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.
She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.
by Mandrew! July 30, 2008
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toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish
Captain craw dad is a toilet licker
by Also5 November 19, 2017
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