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toilet challenge

When a previous toilet user flushes but the tee-pee does not go down. You flush it not prepared with no plunger in hand and when the water looks like its gonna overflow your eyes get big and you challenge that water to overflow, when it doesn't your safe. But when it does it gives you a reason to get pissed and stomp around the house the rest of the night.
~A. (Flush)
~A (eyes get big)
~B Don't toilet challenge, turn the water off.
~A To late nose goes for clean-up.
by Ccw1993 September 30, 2010
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Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
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toilet bouy

Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.
This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!
by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018
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toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.
Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
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Toilet Hugging

V. To become intoxicated, drunk, enough that one must "hug" the toilet while vomiting.
She was so drunk last night! She was toilet hugging until five in the morning, dude.
by Mandrew! July 30, 2008
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toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish
Captain craw dad is a toilet licker
by Also5 November 19, 2017
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