Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

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toilet perfectionist

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet

You are such a toilet perfectionist

by Barney July 7, 2016

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toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud

Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!

by Caleb the man October 29, 2007

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toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.

F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo

by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016

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It's the situation that takes place when you swallow corn or eat it partially...
It´s result is the appareance of corn seeds in the toilet as you take a dump which will mostly end up in disgust by the "creator".
This happens because the human large intestine can´t absorbe cellulose (Dietary Fiber), joining it with other waste products. Which simply end up in your toilet.

Person 1: Today I went to the bathroom and what I saw in the toilet disgusted me...
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: I really saw what I eat yesterday, corn with eggs, I saw the corn in the toilet.
Person 2: Ewwww
Person 1: (Lol)

by Andrestor July 5, 2008

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