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TOEFL English

1- Awkwardly formal, stiff, or robotic English that sounds like it was copied from a test prep book — usually written by someone who learned English from academic materials or is studying for the TOEFL exam.

2- A sarcastic jab at grammar snobs who act like every ESL speaker online should write perfect, textbook English with zero slang, typos, or mistakes — as if they're in an actual TOEFL exam.
1- It sounds like so much TOEFL English.

2- Bro, this is Discord, not the TOEFL Exam. I am not going to speak TOEFL English here.
by Abzu Land September 24, 2025
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Toecum

When a man finishes on a toe
oh my, there toecum on me
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Tokfu

"Yo I saw this really cute girl doing a super awesome cosplay. She's totally my new 'Tokfu.'"
by kaytank November 18, 2025
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Tokfu

emfox has to be my favourite tokfu!
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies
Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.
by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017
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raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!
by Wordsemup May 26, 2017
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