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Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
mugGet the Tot Armormug.

totted squathoe

A person whom is sexually attracted to owners of squatted trucks/ well known within squatted truck community.
Naw bro she ain’t relationship arterial she’s just a totted squathoe”
by 4pointstn August 17, 2024
mugGet the totted squathoemug.

Tots

I was walking in the park and I saw a creepy middle age man watching some tots play
by Chicken_Nuggeta February 27, 2019
mugGet the Totsmug.

tots

Tired of this shit. A challenge for highschool seniors that originated from druid hills highschool and later copied by decatur highschool in atlanta georgia. Consists of different funny and sexual challneges and whatever team has the most points wins.
“Wait why’d she post that she had sex with him on her main?” he said. “She’s doing it for tots it’s not real
by secretanonamyus February 24, 2024
mugGet the totsmug.

Tot

A insider from the successors from native Americans referencing drug abuse
Wanna do a tot later?
by PeterHartgas December 3, 2021
mugGet the Totmug.

sour tot

Means someone you think is sour at first but they are also a tater tot at the same time but you later find out you like or love them
by Cookiexcupcake January 26, 2018
mugGet the sour totmug.

Mr. Tot

A very handsome man. He's a little gay, but that's okay! Gay people are just like you and me. Sometimes he likes to put his ears back and look like a princess. He's also a dachshund.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Oh that? That's my dog. His name is Mr. Tot."
by cobie_ February 24, 2023
mugGet the Mr. Totmug.

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