hanging blumpkin

While getting head on the toilet, your fecal matter hangs from the anus due to an insufficient pressure in the rectum. Only a proper orgasm can release the "hanging" feces and cause it to fall into the toilet with a kir plunk sound.

hanging blumpkin is a genetical relative to the blumpkin.

by BRATT December 14, 2008

Hang turd

1. A turd that gets stuck in your ass when your shiting and it takes a long time to get it out.
2. anything that's very frustrating and is beyond suck ass.
3. Someone who is beyond an ass hole or dick hole.

1. I a be out in a little while. I got a hang turd.
2. This test is going to be such a hang turd.
3. John is such a hang turd.

by Deep blue 2012 May 23, 2010

hanging and slanging

When you walk around and your dick uncontrollably swings around

" I can't help it I'm just hanging and slanging!!"

by Alexander102 September 4, 2017

Hanging Dumpling

stubborn fecal matter that remains attatched to its toilet doner... Rests suspended above toilet water until its grip has weakend enough to drop.

Sorry I took so long.. I had a hanging dumpling that just wouldnt quit .... took a few minutes for me to shake that one out!

by Killa Caleb January 14, 2011

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

hang-betweens

A colloquial, quaint sounding name for a man's testicles.

Dear, would you mind trimming my hang-betweens for me? They've become exceptionally bushy and unkept.

by Carlos Cohen April 30, 2015

Hang plum

To "Hang Plum" is for a male individual to have large, swollen testicles that swing about when they move.

Tabitha: "Hey Curzak I've heard Steve has a huge ballsack, have you seen it?"

Curzak: "oh yeah, the dude can really Hang plum"

by Big spunk December 27, 2017