zoom

a application used by schools to enslave students from the comfort of home during lock downs.

since we wont be coming to school we will be enslaving you with zoom.

by Tavor July 26, 2020

Zoom

Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.

"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*

by Stranger Words October 10, 2020

zoom

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

by nlolhere July 15, 2020

Zoom

A Stupid Online Chat Service That Makes Me So Mad

9:30 Am A Zoom
10:30 A Zoom
11:00 A Zoom

12:00 A Zoom

1:00 A Zoom
2:00 A Zoom

ALL WEEK

by Some Random MotherFucker May 18, 2020

Boomer zoom

When programs on a computer are zoomed in because of bad eye-seight

Look, he has boomer zoom

by Cud4 May 3, 2022

Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020

Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020