zombie team

A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.

Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"

G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."

by Dennis Erickson November 1, 2009

Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.

by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017

Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

Swollen Zombie

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

Society Zombie

1.) A person whom follows the actions of day to day society with no regard for himself or anyone else in their life.

2.) Someone that has no interest in bettering themselves.

3.) A follower.

Kevin never takes initiative to do anything over and above. He's such a Society Zombie!

by iDenzilla June 15, 2011

Zombie Pocket

A lifeless, non-interactive, just lies there and takes it, sexual partner.

Rachel is a zombie pocket. Might as well jump a corpse. But I still get a nut.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Locker Zombie

That one kid you are not even friends with but still hangs around your locker trying to start a conversation with you. It is common of Locker Zombies to smell like an aged bag of used tampons that Satan wiped his ass with.

Student 1: Oh God, here comes Brian, he's such a fucking Locker Zombie.
Student 2: I know man, he's annoying as fuck and I can smell his ass from a mile away.

by That dude431 May 25, 2016