Snails Team

In Football, a Snails Team is a Losers Team (Aka a French Team)

Poor Snails Team... After 1 Hour, they were very tired, that's why Korea put a Goal.

by All ice June 19, 2006

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

snail muncher

a french person who canes the snails on the daily, or any french person being a prick

fuck off u jewish snail muncher

by tommyfrog x February 27, 2019

snail nut

An incredibly slow cummer.

Britney's hand cramped up so much during the lengthy handjob she was giving Justin, she was convinced he had snail nut.

by MaryJanexo October 8, 2016

The snail is coming

The meme goes like this you get to live forever but a snail comes after you and if you touch it you die ban the snail knows where you are

John: you really took that deal you know the snail is coming now right?

Peter: yeah I know I’m gonna set up some salt outside of my house

by Ur mom XD L.O.L gotem November 1, 2021

Snail Juice

Noun, verb: The sweat you collect orally from the inside of your partners' butt cheeks.

After Keke finished her three mile run I told her, "Hey babe, don't shower yet. Come here and let me get some of that snail juice."

by CYR93 August 18, 2016

snail and three pebbles

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

by RabidMoose December 24, 2008