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puppet lovin'

The act of masturbation. The implications of the term vary depending on gender.

Females - Named for the semblance to the methods of hand puppetry, which female masturbation often resembles.

Males - Named for the shame related to the act, comparable to that of puppetry. Males with a reputation for frequent masturbation may be referred to as "puppet master."
Jim- What are you doing this weekend?
Fred- I'm getting lucky with the ladyfriend. You?
Jim- I'm probably just gonna get some puppet lovin'.
Fred- Good luck with that, puppet master. Wash your hands.
by omnombomb September 3, 2010
mugGet the puppet lovin'mug.

Slut Puppet

Trashy woman who is more than willing to do anything their partner, or anyone who they find pleasing to their eye, wishes or enjoys no matter the cost.
That annoying kid in class who doesnt understand that the person they like wont go out with them so hes a slut puppet.
by SUcK$DI(kFOrCA$h May 3, 2015
mugGet the Slut Puppetmug.

Meat Puppet

Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.
I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.
by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018
mugGet the Meat Puppetmug.

Fox-puppet

An angry complaining soul misinformed by sensationalist press.
Dear Fox-puppet, thank you for your email. Unfortunately...

Joe the Plumber was a total Fox-puppet.

Lou Dobbs was not suited to CNN; other channels are more appropriate for his attempts to create Fox-puppets.
by Lou Dobbs Ex-CNN November 13, 2009
mugGet the Fox-puppetmug.

party puppet

One who follows their political party blindly and never questions the authority figure of the political party.
He is such a party puppet that the President could commit genocide and he would still vote for him again.
A party puppet would never question his political party's motives.
by U.S. Custom Stickers August 18, 2018
mugGet the party puppetmug.

minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina
I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet
by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012
mugGet the minge puppetmug.

Angry puppet

When a woman is fingering a man's asshole and perforates the anal wall, moving her fingers forward onto the penile canal, allowing her to use him as a puppet.
I heard Jessica gave Ben an angry puppet andnone of the other boys wanted to play with him afterwards.
by blackoutminion June 8, 2014
mugGet the Angry puppetmug.

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