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Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"
by Velgost March 15, 2014
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Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.
He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012
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chutney muff

by Galloz November 26, 2011
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Muff Buck

A viral sensation instagram Group who has blown up in the last few weeks, they changed peoples lives🔥🔥🔥
Have u guys seen Muff Bucks new post?

Yea I’m so glad i found them, they changed my life🔥🔥🔥🔥
by muffbuc May 9, 2022
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Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"
Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff
by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010
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Cinnamon Muff

Amy Adams nickname at school was cinnamon muff.
by PantsuGoblin February 24, 2023
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muff-pounder

1. One who pounds muff.

2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.

3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.

Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.

Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014
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