TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.
No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck
by Spooder-Mana November 04, 2021
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LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.
"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me
by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021
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Nose-guarding

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
People are nose-guarding for Nick after his arrest by defending him in spite of the evidence.
by 2nd phase June 04, 2024
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Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......
Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!
by cheffykins April 05, 2011
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troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
Quit troll guarding the remote
by h1pnotic0verkil April 27, 2018
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Cock Sucker Guard

The cock sucker guard is a different name for the philly shell to prevent people from using it in mma due to its lack of offense available.
“How did Sean Strickland become champion using the cock sucker guard”
by FreezingFallout March 22, 2024
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dark honour guard

Gay ass niggers who died defending the Emperor in the last Jedi movie.
by Zemian March 18, 2018
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