I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!
by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018

by narwhal666 August 4, 2013

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.
by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

The act of knocking someone's ballcap off of their head via an upward swiping motion on the bottom of the sunvisor portion of said cap. Points can be earned for style.
by BabyFaceFinster April 8, 2007

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.
I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.
by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

by TwitterHandle March 4, 2017

Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"
by wegotwood September 12, 2013
