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clean bill

To drop a grand or more in one sitting.
Dude 1: "How much did u throw down on that whistler trip?"

Dude 2: "At least three clean bills bro!"

Happy Japanese guy: "U guys did some damage!"
by chaser85 March 9, 2015
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Mr. Clean

Hey have you herd of Mr. Clean
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO FUCK HIM
by mr. cleanlover44 February 22, 2019
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Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
by kuntloondi March 13, 2020
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clean dean

When you take a phat shiz and you go to wipe your @$$ and there is nothing on your toilet paper.
Guys I just got a clean dean. My new time record is 20 seconds.
by Mac with a fork June 9, 2020
mugGet the clean deanmug.

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.
"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*
by vengefuII June 30, 2016
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clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.
Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.
by picantepiacente June 17, 2019
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Clean Jean

This is when you put your girl face down with a pillow under her hips. Then you fill her ass with four ounces of gel hand sanitizer. Then you do her in the ass. Just as you are about to nut, you scream “Clean Jean”.
Last night, My neighbor heard me finish my Clean Jean.
by Gas man. June 5, 2020
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