twinky slinky

A person that is of larger weight, has long lanky arms, and waddles when they walk.

Bro, you see that dude waddling over there? He's such a Twinky Slinky!

by Chimpanzee Fonzee November 14, 2015

twinkie brigade

A group of girls who are so self absorbed in how they dress, and what their makeup looks like that they come across as major airheads who only flutter around in packs or herds.

Oh great, here come the Twinkie Brigade. I hope they aren't in my class cause they can be so airheaded at times. Plus, I don't want to share my makeup or let them borrow my clothes. They are so me, me, me.

by ekamarie April 7, 2010

twat twinkie

When a girl's twat is filled or overflowing with cum

Justin: hey did make a twat Twinkie?

Jayden: yeah I filled it all the way to the lips

by Trentmcfarlanetits December 13, 2013

twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!

girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!

by SecretGarden May 12, 2010

Deepfried Twinkie

When a man fucks a woman in the ass causing a gaping asshole. The man then shits into the woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to fuck her ass with his shit still inside. The man then fucks the shit until he ejaculates into it. After that the woman shits all of what was in her ass onto the man's dick thus resembling a deepfried twinkie with some of the creamy filling seeping out.

Me and my girlfriend made a Deepfried Twinkie last night, it was fucking sick!

by Twisty Top June 27, 2009

Twinkie Whore

A very FAT person, I mean Huge, Massive! With Thousands Of Rolls!!

A twinkie whore is a fat guy that does not a shirt or pants size big enough for him.

by Taylor Hankins May 22, 2007

Twinkie Bus

A bus/van/SUV full of all, male or female, White People

Hey there is the Twinkie Bus coming from rich people land.

by Cole man March 22, 2007