When all your pent up sexual frustration builds up and you finally get laid--only for the sex to be garbage and you go from horny to angry af real quick. Especially mad you wasted a body count on his micropenis.
That mother fucker from last light spit all this game about tearing my pussy apart, only to find out his dick game is weak, and now I got the worst case of Blue Tubes.
by FindYorChi February 11, 2019
Get the Blue Tubesmug. When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
Get the docking tubemug. Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*
by Rager Helix October 26, 2013
Get the Noob Tubemug. A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021
Get the The Wrong Tubemug. The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
by C$tone June 10, 2018
Get the Poo-Tubemug. When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.
If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?
by broccoli_raccoon June 6, 2021
Get the a tube goingmug. The xendroxi tube is a tube that only whales have, and it is located near the stomach region. It supplies polintus which is an energy source that allows whales to blow out of the blow whole. If this tube is damaged the whale's internal organs will shut down.
by Frank Louisa December 26, 2019
Get the Xendroxi Tubemug.