Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

Catch paper

When two people have a disagreement or verbal altercation usually over money or a female in which results in the two having to throw hands formally known as "catching paper" with each other. Resulting in one or the other getting they ass beat.

Ay did lil Juan ever pay you that money he owed you?nah he didn't. shii cuz you gon have to catch paper wit that nigga.; You talkin tough on the phone it's iight we gon catch paper when I see you.

by DaddyLongLeg234 January 3, 2020

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009

paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !

by chopmiester December 5, 2006

papered down

It is the last few drinks of coffee, or other beverages in the paper to go cup.

Person1: "dude arnt you going to finish your coffee?"
Person2: "No man the rest is all papered down."

by Roger Badackter March 27, 2009

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008

Paper Whore

Someone (mostly a research professor) who could go to any extent to get his pointless research published.

My prof is such a "Paper Whore" material, he would even suck my dingy dong to get his work done.

by madingo_thatsme August 8, 2019