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AOL-ic

A person who signs up for internet service 'just for the convenience of email' who's friends and family soon begin planning an intervention to help them realize that the person is in total denial and unaware that they have become addicted to being online. Classic symptoms and changes in habit include withdrawal from outdoor activities, decline in personal hygiene, inability to keep appointments on time, dark circles under the eyes, and a propensity to run towards a computer every time a doorbell rings.
When Billy declined the free month-long vacation sailing the Caribbean with his family citing "spotty broadband access" as unacceptable living conditions, they could no longer look the other way; Billy was an AOL-ic.
by FatrCat November 12, 2009
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scrap ice

when theres pretty much no ice left in the ice tray and all thats left is frost, that tastes kind of like snow or salty freezer. Can also be used metiphorically to mean the last of something or the one that nobody wants.
I was getting ready to pour some ice tea, but when i got to the freezer all that was left was scrap ice.

Everyone in PE was picked for dodgeball except the usual scrap ice.
by Ande Withers March 2, 2008
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Ice Queen

Commonly used to define a woman who shows no emotion and maintains a cold exterior, ice queen - this also refers to a woman who is eloquent, educated, and handles her business and family life flawlessly.. however she is lowkey a chill and laid back woman who likes to use ice crystal meth to motivate her and enhance her creativity. This type of ice queen is NOT a tweaker, and most people are clueless as to what she does in her down-time. They are rare but do exist in today's society.
I need a woman who is creative and unique, who can be a freak in the sheets, a soccer mom, a housekeeper and a chef all at the same time.. I need an ice queen.
by Luscious THE Ice Queen March 11, 2019
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educated ice

(Noun) A bunch of ice inside of a highball glass that was once occupied by alcohol and has yet to filled with more alcohol. A seasoning of ice if you will.
"Fill me up, Scotty. I have a glass of educated ice."
by Geemoneyyyy March 1, 2017
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caramel icing

Black man: I applied my caramel icing to Betty's chest on her birthday.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo February 27, 2017
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Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)
Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.
by 009.5 January 21, 2020
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canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.
Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.
by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017
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