When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015
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Get the Droppin Deuce mug.This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.
by walter_white_ August 24, 2012
Get the Ace of Deuces mug.a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied
by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010
Get the deuce and a hook mug.As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
by D rock 27 September 28, 2011
Get the excuse deuce mug.A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.
Yo, can you pass me a beer?
friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one
Word, cut deuce bitch!
friend, fuck!
halfsys half
friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one
Word, cut deuce bitch!
friend, fuck!
halfsys half
by OmegaL December 11, 2009
Get the Cut Deuce mug.A phrse originating from Houston, TX, meaning 'To throw up a peace sign, with two fingers. A way of greeting people.
by Chico H December 31, 2005
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