slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
by ilovepenguins412222222 March 16, 2016
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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘
by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020
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Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"
Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!
by 3kman May 20, 2022
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have some bollocks

When you’re late to an argument and you want to get involved. Eg the row is concluding and you get in a last “and have some bollocks”. Also traditionally used when the row is in a foreign language which you don’t understand
Person one: Me cago en tus dientes!

Person two: Que te jodas!
Person three: And have some bollocks!
by Dangdang July 23, 2021
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Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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