Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 15, 2011

Uworld block

A word used to escape any activity that you do not want to attend. Also remind people how much a gunner you are.

"hey wanna get dinner"
"sorry im out ! gonna do a uworld block! "

by Starzforeva December 4, 2017

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019

slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.

1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.

by TracynSteph August 17, 2011

4tech block

4tech block is when someone blocks you for no reason

Hey dude, i got 4tech blocked

by Manfred the Degenerate March 9, 2021

Mickey Block

1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-

2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse

"Hey its Mickey Block"
"yeah but how is he alive still?"

by Hazel_162 December 7, 2021