Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

by Courtjester91 March 26, 2016

going under the knife

Another saying for surgery

"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."

by Ross March 29, 2005

Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex

I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!

by loafnaround September 03, 2020

Swiss army knife

A handy multi-tool

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

by mito0 August 18, 2008

Rofl Knife

Made for very funny slicing. Somtimes rofl knife wants lmao blood.

1."Damn boring bread. I'll use my ROFL KNIFE!"

2."OMG. I cannot control my ROFL KNIFE! It wants lmao blood! *slicing and screaming* Oh my rofl knife is better now.

by Aesalonius August 12, 2008

Rubber knife gang

A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.

Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.

Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.

by Fromagewhiz February 26, 2012