TechDaan

A terrified love struck teenage girl who likes sushi a bit too much

Oh you ran into a TechDaan today? Must not have gone wlel. Did he try and bombard you with server shite?

by ilikeplaneslol November 5, 2020

tecchousshat

an extremely funny and talented editor!

tecchousshat is such an amazing person!
i know right?

by gins.mask March 15, 2021

Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz

"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz

by xDin2016 April 7, 2022

Techdecking

When you perform sex with another person while on a skateboard.

Brad and Mary were horny, but they didn't wanna fuck the simple way. They thought that they are far to advance to participate in the same activities that normies do. Mary looked around the room, and saw Brad's new, un-used skateboard, and she got an idea. Her and Brad went down to the local skate park, set down the skateboard, and undressed each other. They both stepped on the skateboard, and Brad slipped his 6.7 inch cock into Mary's wet pussy. Everyone at the skate park was staring at them, some even filming. But Brad and Mary didn't care, they were having the time of their lives. Having sex on a skateboard. When Brad finished inside Mary, they picked up the skateboard and their clothes and ran back home. They were thinking about what they did all day.
"We should call that Techdecking." Said Brad.
"Good idea." Said Mary.
And from then on, they each forever remembered the day they invented, Techdecking.

by iBangUrMomForFeetPics October 13, 2022

Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.

"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"

by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004

Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'

"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"

by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005

L tech

laughing slowly at first until it gradually increases becoming more and more noticable.

laughing around your friends uncontrollably for a while means your L tech (or laughing tech) is out of controle

by Assman3000 March 31, 2009