took the table

took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.

I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.

by The Kez May 16, 2005

table sauce

1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."

2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.

I like to spice up my cheese sandwiches with some table sauce.

by bubbarella August 7, 2011

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011

wooden table

your penis

Can I see your "wooden table"?

by rawrxdxdxdxdxdxd October 14, 2017

table 19

The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.

"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"

by Definethis01 July 13, 2017

Under The Table

A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.

Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”

by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 28, 2021